Koj puas nyiam koj cov neeg tsav nkoj nrog bikinis lossis burqas?
Thaum koj xav tias cov luv nqi pheej yig - yog tias koj nyob hauv Tebchaws Asmeskas, txhua yam-koj xav txog Southwest Airlines. Thiab yog hais tias koj nyob hauv qis qis qis hnub nyoog (cia peb hais 40), koj paub tias feem ntau ntawm Southwest rau nws cov nqi qis. Tab sis cov neeg laus, tshwj xeeb tshaj yog cov txiv neej uas dhau ib zaug tau caij lub dav hlau rau kev ua lag luam, nco ntsoov qaum Southwest.
"Tus saibxyuas hnav ris hnav ris tsho," kuv tus txiv feem ntau nco qab, hais txog nws ncig tebchaws Texas ntawm Southwest thaum 1980s. "Thiab lawv tau sim tau koj khib, txawm tias 30 feeb los ntawm Houston thiab Dallas.
"Thiab lawv hnav ris ris lub tsho," nws yuav mus ntxiv, nrog ib qho kev qhia ntawm nws lub ntsej muag uas straddles delight thiab bewilderment.
Yuav kom paub tseeb, thaum koj saib thoob ntiaj teb rau Southwest cognates, raws li hnub no lub Southwest, nws yog kev sim xaiv cov kev cai tsawg-luv nqi airlines, xws li Malaysia AirAsia lossis Europe yooj yim. Tab sis Southwest yog qhov kev xaiv tsis sib haum xeeb ntev ua ntej nws yog ib qhov peev xwm-txawj ntse. Ntawm no yog rau lwm lub ntiaj teb cov neeg tsav tsheb uas tau tsim lawv cov kev tsis sib haum xeeb.
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VietJet cua
Tuaj rau sab qaum teb sab hnub poob sab hnub poob yog Nyab Laj Tebchaws Nyes Nyog, lub tshav dav hlau qis-thiab lub teb chaws thawj tus kheej lub tuam txhab-ntau tus neeg muaj npe tsis yog "Bikini Airlines." Yog vim li cas, tej zaum koj yuav nug?
Zoo, cov duab ntawm cov neeg ua haujlwm cov neeg ua haujlwm yog tsis muaj ib yam dabtsi tabsis cov khoom siv (uas tau los ntawm daim ntawv tshaj tawm) tau kis mus rau hauv internet, thiab qhov no ua rau coob leej ntseeg tias lawv tau ncig lub davhlau li ntawd. Thaum nws muaj tseeb tias VietJet cov stewardesses hnav ris tsho nyob rau hauv ib txoj kev feem ntau yuav tau ntxim hlub, lawv tsis tau coj bikinis ntawm lub rooj tsavxwm, kuv xav txog kev noj qab haus huv ntau tshaj li cov kev cai ntawm kev cai decorum.
Lub lag luam ua haujlwm, txawm li ntawd los. Tsuas yog VietJet Cov Tuam Txhab hais tias yuav luag ze li ntawm peb feem ntawm Nyab Laj Tebchaws lub tshav dav hlau, los ntawm cov nqi nyiaj, thaum tsaus ntuj, tab sis nws txoj kev vam meej ua rau nws tus thawj tswj hwm ua thawj thawj tus poj niam billionaire.
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Rayani cua
Tsis yog yuav tsum tsis meej pem nrog cov teb chaws Europe RyanAir (tus menyuam uas muaj teeb meem hauv nws txoj kev), Malaysia tus Rayani Air tsuas yog siv sij hawm ob peb teev los ntawm VietJet, tab sis tsis tuaj yeem yuav txawv dua. Tias vim hais tias thaum lub sij hawm VietJet muag kev sib deev, Rayani Air muag khoom hnav. Nws yog tus thawj zaug hauv tebchaws Malaysia, uas yog qhov tseem ceeb tshaj plaws nyob rau hauv lub tebchaws Hijab (txawm hais tias tsis yog, thaum kuv ntxov misled koj, burqas), halal noj mov thiab tsis muaj cawv, raws li Saudi Arabia tus chij carrier Saudia. (Nws yuav tsum tau sau tseg tias Malaysian chij carrier Malaysia Airlines, muaj teeb meem rau nws tus kheej vim li cas, tsis muaj cawv onboard.)
Los yog, Kuv yuav tsum tau hais, nws yog Malaysia tus thawj tus khoos kas Sharia-raws txoj cai. Rayani Cua tau ua haujlwm nyob rau lub Plaub Hlis 2016, tom qab qis dua plaub lub hlis hauv cov huab cua, tsim teeb meem ntxiv. Thaum Rayani Cua cov thawj tswj hwm tau hais tias lub tshav dav hlau tau "rov qab ua dua," cov thawj coj hais tias nws tau ua txhaum txoj cai ntawm nws daim ntawv cog lus. Inshallah!
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Eurowings
Yuav kom paub tseeb, muaj ib lub tebchaws Europe hauv daim ntawv no, tab sis tej zaum tsis yog qhov koj xav. Txawm hais tias RiorAir tau tsim kev tsis sib haum los ntawm nws cov nqi uas tsis zoo thiab cov kev tshav dav hlau tsis txaus siab, Eurowings yog qhov muaj teeb meem vim tias nws tso cai rau cov neeg caij nkoj mus koom ua qhov chaw "Qhov muag tsis pom," uas lawv them tus nqi txhim kho, ib lo lus uas peb xav tau.
Tsis muaj lo lus hais tias cov neeg caij tsheb yuav tsum xeem dhau txoj kev kuaj tsis txaus ntseeg ua ntej pom zoo rau qhov no, txawm tias tus nqi them lawv pom muaj thauj xa rov rau lawv lub teb chaws, qhov chaw zoo nplua nuj thiab kuv xav tias tsis muaj lub tshav dav hlau lossis lub tebchaws yuav tuaj .
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EVA pa
Raws li lub neej AvGeek (aviation geek, tsis yog yuav tsum tau totaub nrog "audiovisual geek"), Kuv tau ntev tau fascinated los ntawm Taiwanese airline EVA Airways (pronounced "EVA," tsis "Eva") - thiab kuv tsis txaj muag lees uas yog vim lub dav hlau los cuam tshuam txog qhov Hello Kitty franchise hauv nws lub npe. Xwb, thaum zoo daub tshwm sim los ua kuv niam tus nyiam tas luav cim (Kuv muaj kev nthuav dav tsev neeg-kuv tuaj yeem hais li cas?), Nws tsis yog vim qhov no uas EVA muaj kuv kev qhuas. Saib qhov YouTube video ntawm Hello Kitty seev cev tawm ntawm EVA Airways 777-300ER dav hlau hauv Houston xyoo tas los-txog Michael Jackson "Billie Jean," tsis muaj tsawg-thiab kuv xav tias koj yuav muaj ib lub tswv yim ntawm qhov chaw uas kuv tuaj ntawm.
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Norwegian Airlines
Ua tau, Kuv tau ntxov: Muaj ob lub Tebchaws European hauv daim ntawv no, txawm tias tsuas yog ib tus yog nyob hauv teb chaws Europe xwb. "Zoo uas tsis muaj teeb meem," koj yuav hais, sau cia tias Scandinavia (piv txwv li qhov chaw nyob Norway) tsis yog kev koom tes ntawm cov teb chaws Europe. Qhov teeb meem yog hais tias "Norwegian" Cov Tsav Xwm tsis yog nyob hauv Norway-nws yog nyob hauv Ireland, qhov kev txiav txim siab nws tau txais txiaj ntsig tau lees paub yog kom tsis txhob se. Tsis tas li ntawd, lub tshav dav hlau tsis tshua muaj cov neeg ua haujlwm hauv Southeast Asia, thiab tsis zais qhov tseeb tias qhov no, zoo li nws qhov kev txiav txim siab los mus pib hauv Ireland, yog rau kev nrhiav nyiaj txiag.
Tsis tas li ntawd ntxiv mus rau controversy, muaj ntau ntawm Norwegian lub tsis ntev nrov flights ntev tsis txawm kov Norwegian av, qhov chaw uas koj ya los Los Angeles mus rau London los yog New York rau Copenhagen. Qhov no yog technically tsis txhaum cai, tau kawg, tab sis nws zoo li me ntsis ntxias hauv lub teeb ntawm lub npe airlines-thiab txiav txim siab "Norwegian" hom keeb.
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Honorable Mention: Trump Shuttle
Thaum txog xyoo 1980, thaum lub caij ntuj sov uas muaj huab cua hu ua Eastern Air Lines tau ua pa nyuaj kawg nkaus, ib tug yau Donald Trump (leej twg tseem tsis tshua muaj kev nyiag siab ntawm kev sab nraud scandal, thiab twb tsis tau xav tias yuav tsum khiav mus rau tus thawj tswj hwm), txiav txim siab los cuam tshuam thiab sim kom muab khaws cia rau lub tshav dav hlau sab hnub tuaj "Shuttle". Hmoov tsis, tib txoj hmoo uas yuav tom qab Tswb Trump casinos befell nws tus menyuam airline, uas tuaj koom nrog cov khoom seem keeb kwm nrog Trump Steaks, Trump University thiab, hopefully, lub tswv yim ntawm Thawj Tswj Hwm Donald Trump.