Tej Yam Tsuas Yog Ib Tug Menyuam Yaus Paub ...
Muaj qee yam uas tsuas yog yav qab teb paub los yog zoo siab rau sab qab teb. Northerners yuav sim to taub, tab sis, feem ntau, lawv tsis txawm paub dab tsi lawv tsis to taub. Qee qhov "cov lus tso dag" mus ncig thiab hauv internet thiab xa rov qab los ntawm email. Kuv tsis paub LEEJ TWG sau no ... tab sis kuv paub tias nws nyuam qhuav tau ua ib tug tiag tiag, tseeb Southerner:
- Kuv hlub Yav qab teb ...
- Tsuas yog tus neeg paub Southerner paub qhov txawv ntawm lub siab nyiam thiab kev sib haum xeeb, thiab koj tsis "HAVE" lawv, koj "PITCH" lawv.
- Tsuas yog ib tug neeg paub Southerner paub tias muaj pes tsawg tus ntses, collard zaub, turnip zaub, peas, taum, thiab lwm yam.
- Tsuas yog tus Southerner tuaj yeem qhia lossis taw tes rau koj cov kev taw qhia dav dav ntawm "yonder."
- Tsuas yog tus neeg paub Southerner paub ntev npaum li cas "ncaj qha" yog - xws li tom: "Mus rau hauv lub zos, rov qab ncaj qha."
- Cov me nyuam yaus yav qab teb paub tias "Gimme some sugar" tsis yog ib qho kev thov rau cov xim dawb, cov khoom qab zib uas tso rau hauv ib qho zoo me ntsis lub tais hauv nruab nrab ntawm lub rooj.
- Tag nrho cov Southerners paub qhov tseeb thaum "los ntawm thiab los ntawm" yog. Lawv yuav tsis siv lub sijhawm, tab sis lawv paub lub tswvyim zoo.
- Tsuas yog tus paub yav qab teb xwb thiaj paub tias qhov zoo tshaj plaws ntawm kev sib tham ntawm cov neeg zej zog uas muaj teeb meem yog lub phaj ntawm kub kib nqaij qaib thiab lub tais loj ntawm qos yaj ywm nyias. Yog hais tias tus neeg zej zog qhov teeb meem yog qhov teeb meem tiag tiag, lawv kuj paub ntxiv ib cov txiv tsawb loj!
- Tsuas yog yav qab teb tuaj yeem paub qhov txawv ntawm "txoj cai nyob ze" thiab "txoj cai nyob sab nraud." Lawv kuj paub tias "cia li txoj kev" yuav yog 1 mais lossis 20.
- Tsuas yog ib tug Southerner, ob leeg paub thiab to taub, qhov txawv ntawm ib tug redneck, ib tug tub zoo, thiab po 'dawb pov tseg.
- Tsis muaj tseeb Southerner xav puas tau hais tias lub tsheb nrog lub teeb liab ntsais teebmeem yog qhov yuav ua rau nws tig.
- Ib tug neeg paub Southerner paub tias "kho" yuav siv los ua ib lub npe, ib qho kev hais lus, los yog ib qho lus piav qhia.
- Tsuas yog Southerners ua phooj ywg thaum sawv ntsug hauv kab. Peb tsis ua "queues," peb ua "kab"; thiab thaum peb nyob hauv "kab," peb tham nrog txhua tus!
- Muab 100 Southerners nyob rau hauv ib chav tsev thiab ib nrab ntawm lawv yuav nrhiav tau lawv nyob nrog, txawm tias tsuas yog los ntawm kev sib yuav.
- Cov neeg yav qab teb tsis tau hais txog ib tug neeg raws li "ya'll."
- Cov neeg tuaj yeem paub cov khoom tuaj tuaj ntawm cov pob kws thiab noj lawv li cas.
- Txhua tus Southerner paub txiv lws suav nrog qe, nqaij npuas kib, grits, thiab kas fes yog zoo kawg nkaus; qhov muag liab liab qhov muag tseem yog khoom noj tshais; thiab cov txiv lws suav ntsuab uas tsis muaj txiv luj yog tsis noj tshais.
- Thaum koj hnov ib tug neeg hais tias, "Zoo, Kuv ntes tau kuv tus kheej zoo", "koj paub tias koj yog nyob rau hauv lub xub ntiag ntawm ib tug Southerner tseeb!
- Tsuas yog cov lus tseeb hais tias "Sweet tea" thiab "Sweet milk". Sweet tea qhia qhov xav tau cov piam thaj thiab ntau ntawm nws --- peb tsis nyiam peb cov tshuaj tsw qab unsweetened. "Sweet milk" txhais tau tias koj tsis xav buttermilk.
- Thiab muaj tseeb Southerner paub tias koj tsis qw qw hais me ntsis ntawm cov poj niam laus uas tsav tsheb 30 MPH ntawm txoj kev loj. Koj tsuas hais tias, "Foom koob hmoov rau nws lub siab" thiab mus rau koj tus kheej txoj kev.
- Rau cov neeg ntawm koj uas tseem tshuav me ntsis txaj muag los ntawm koj qhov Southerness: Ua rau ob lub tsev pheebsuab revivals thiab ib koob hnyuv ntxwm hnyuv thiab hu rau kuv thaum sawv ntxov. Foom koob hmoov rau koj lub siab!
- Thiab rau cov neeg ntawm koj uas tseem muaj lub sijhawm nyuaj rau kev nkag siab txhua yam hauv cov khoom no, foom koob hmoov rau koj lub siab, Kuv hnov lawv kho kom muaj cov kawm nyob rau Southernness ua hom lus thib ob!
- Thiab rau cov neeg uas tsis yog los ntawm Sab Qab Teb, tiam sis tau nyob ntawm no ntev heev, ya'll xav tau ib qho kos npe rau ntawm cov lus xub thawj ntawm cov phau ntawv "Kuv daim ntawv los ntawm sab qab teb tab sis kuv tau nyob ntawm no sai npaum li kuv tau. "
- Foom koob hmoov rau koj lub siab, ya'll muaj ib hnub blessed.
~ Anonymous
Ntau cov khoom Huntsville