Irish tsheb foob pob? Huag muaj, nws yog ib lub npe funny rau koj xwb, tsis yog nws?
Irish Car Bomb yog ib qho kev qhia ntawm kev qhuab qhia, seb qhov twg koj pom nws. Nws yog ib tug txiv neej haus dej ntawm cov tub rog hauv Fresno, nws zoo li. Thiab lub tsheb pob tawg tau (Kuv tabtom siv lub tsho dhau los nrog ib tug sprinkling ntawm optimism ntawm no) ib tug kev muaj tiag tiag rau cov neeg ntawm tag nrho cov hnub nyoog hauv Ireland. Nrov heev tshaj plaws uas kuv tau ua tim khawv pom (tsis nyob hauv ib co yeeb yaj kiab hauv YouTube, uas yog) ... yog lub sij hawm ntawd thaum ib pawg neeg Amelikas nkag mus rau hauv Irish pub , taug kev mus rau ntawm qhov chaw nrog tus swb ntawm lub conquerors, ces kom ob peb "Irish Car Bombs".
Barmaid ntsia me ntsis poob. Ua ntej tshaj plaws, vim hais tias tsis muaj leej twg hauv Ireland paub txog cov dej haus hu ua "Irish Car Bomb". Thiab vim hais tias ... zoo, tsheb pob nyob rau hauv Ireland yuav tsis curdle tom qab ib ntus, lawv yuav ua kom tiav rau hauv ib qho kev cais ob. "Feckin 'tusjits," Kuv muttered qee cov lus xaiv nyob rau hauv kuv ua tsis taus pa, tsis muaj txaus tsis mus kos ob peb glances ntawm cov tub hluas frat. Tom qab ntawd tus thawj coj, tau pom cov pab pawg ntawm nkag mus rau kev txiav txim, taug kev thiab hais rau lawv, "Peb tsis ua hauj lwm nyob ntawm no ... thiab kuv xav tias koj muaj txaus lawm!" Yog li ntawd, lawv tawm, nrov nrov. Thiab kuv tsis tuaj yeem pab tab sis xav tias nyob hauv ntau qhov chaw lawv qhov kev txiav txim yuav tau coj ncaj, tsis muaj dej khov, rau hauv lawv lub ntsej muag ...
Dab tsi yog "Irish Car Bomb"?
Nws yog ib qho tseem ceeb hauv Teb Chaws Asmeskas ... thiab nws yog ib qho khoom noj zoo zoo ntawm peb cov dej qab haus zoo. Teb zoo li ib lub tebchaws American cocktail (Kuv tus kheej yeej muaj cocktails li ntau refined dej, tab sis qhov ntawd yog kuv xwb), "Irish Car Bomb" yog qhov tseeb "kev txhaj tshuaj tawg", zoo li lub taub ntswg.
Koj nqa ib khob ntawm Irish stout (tsis tas, tab sis feem ntau Guinness), ib ntsis ntau tshaj ib nrab puv. Tom qab ntawd koj ntiav ib qho kev ntsuas ntawm Irish whiskey nyob rau saum ib qho kev ntsuas Irish Cream nyob rau hauv ib lub iav txhaj. Yuav kom tiav "cocktail", lub khob iav txhaj tshuaj poob ("bombed") rau hauv pob. Uas yuav ntxhov nyob hauv nws tus kheej.
Tab sis ntawm no qhov kev lom zem tsuas yog pib, vim hais tias ib zaug ntawm lub pob, cov kua nplaum thiab cov nplaum qab, qhov ua tag nrho yuav ua rau curdle (uas ua tsis yog, tsis muaj qhov ploj zuj zus lossis tsis zoo dua qub, tab sis tej zaum yuav offend koj sensibilities lwm txoj kev). Li ntawd, tag nrho lub hom phiaj ntawm "Irish Car Bomb" yog kom nws sai npaum li sai tau. Uas ua rau nws nrov heev nrog cov neeg uas tsis tshua tu lawv cov dej haus, tab sis leej twg xav ua ib tug loj qhuav tawm ntawm lawv haus, thiab tau qaug dej qaug cawv nyob rau hauv ib qho kev siv nyiaj lub sij hawm-thav duab.
Thiab thaum haus cov dej haus nrov hauv Teb Chaws Asmeskas, nws tsis paub zoo nyob hauv Ireland, thiab qee cov lus Askiv tuav tswv yim ua kom nws tau txais cov lus tsis txaus siab. Twv vim li cas ...
Yuav ua li cas ib lub tsheb ciav hlau Irish tiag tiag yog ...
Xav txog kev tawm thiab txog kev mus ncig ua si, thaum "kev ceeb toom kev ruaj ntseg" tshaj tawm thiab koj tau kev pab tu yav dhau los lub tsheb liab. Uas yeej thiav thaum koj tseem nyob ze nws. Koj lub rooj sib hais ploj tag, iav ya tau txiav koj lub nraub qaum, koj tau raug muab pov tseg rau ntawm qhov muag thiab cov khoom ua si kom pom. Tab sis qhov no tsis yog koj lub ntsiab kev txhawj xeeb tam sim no. Koj tabtom tshawb nrhiav rau koj tus menyuam, uas yog cuam tshuam nrog koj. Koj nrhiav tsis tau nws. Hnub tom qab uas koj yuav tau nug kom paub hais tias muaj qee cov mangled tshua, nqua nrau tawm, nyob rau hauv lub morgue ...
koj pom koj tus menyuam.
Xav tias Omagh 1998, thaum lub tsheb nres nres nyob rau hauv lub khw khw ntawm lub nroog los ntawm qee qhov "Dissident Republicans" tua ntau tshaj ob tug neeg kaum - cov poj niam, cov txiv neej, cov menyuam, nyiaj laus, British, Irish, Mev. Los yog xav Dublin thiab Monaghan rau xyoo 1974, thaum muaj tsheb sib tsoo los ntawm Loyalists tau tua 33 tus neeg (34 yog tias koj suav ib tus menyuam tsis tau yug) - qhov tuag siab tshaj ntawm txhua hnub thaum lub sijhawm "Thoob Tawm". Rau qee tus neeg tuaj xyuas Asmeskas nws kuj yuav pab tau xav txog Oklahoma City hauv 1995, thaum muaj 168 tus neeg raug tua - tej zaum muaj leej twg yuav tsum tsim ib "Tim McVeigh Cocktail"?
Ireland tau muaj nws cov tsheb sib tsoo thiab lwm yam IEDs ("improvised explosive devices"), sab qaum teb thiab sab qab teb ntawm tus ciam teb, tau cog lus los ntawm ob tog ntawm tus neeg saib xyuas kev sib cais, nrog ib tug tuag tus xov tooj tseem txhawj xeeb vim muaj qee qhov kev " txoj kev ywj pheej fighters "sim ua kom lawv taw tes los ntawm kev cog lwm lub cev infernal nrog kev paub txog kev txaus ntshai" qhov puas tsuaj ".
Thiab yog vim li cas yuav muaj leej twg xav tias qhov no yog ib lub npe zoo rau lub cocktail? Thiab nug rau nws nyob rau hauv ib lub teb chaws uas pom dozens tua los ntawm tiag tiag Irish tsheb foob pob?
Cia li nres thiab xav!
Yog li, ib tug neeg ncig chaw taug kev mus rau hauv Tel Aviv bar thiab nug txog "Hamas Suicide Suicide Bomb" ... Kuv paub hais tias muaj ntau yam ntawm no lub npe me ntsis kev ntxias npe "cocktail" qhov chaw. Koj tuaj yeem pom qhov no mus nrog cov neeg ua haujlwm zoo? Nco ntsoov koj, sim piav qhia tej zaum kuj yuav lig dhau lawm tom qab kev ruaj ntseg tau muaj kev pom zoo nrog ib qho kev hem thawj rau hauv rooj plaub no.
Los sis xav txog tej yam koj txiav txim siab rau cov kebabs nyob hauv Tsev Kho Mob Nruab Nrab Nruab Nrab, ob qho hlawv cov hlawv daig hauv lub hauv paus ntoo. Thiab tus phooj ywg tus txiv ua hauj lwm pab cov nonchalantly mentions tias qhov no yog "9/11 Special" ...
Hloov ntawm cov xov xwm txhua hnub thiab koj tau ua txhua yam kom hnov txog lub tsheb pob tawm mus qhov chaw, tua dozens. Thiab ces koj tawm mus thiab yuam kom "Irish Car Bomb"? Tag nrho cov kev lom zem, puas yog? Tsis yog, nws tsis yog. Thiab nws tseem tsis ntse.
Thiab, txhua yam nyob rau hauv tag nrho, nws yog ib tug pov tseg ntawm zoo haus ...
Xaj Irish whiskey , zoo nkauj, tsis muaj dej khov, ua raws li lub npias chaser - zoo nkauj tshaj, muab sijhawm rau koj txaus siab thiab. Thiab tsis ua rau koj zoo li ib qho kev xav tsis meej thaum muab nws.