Cov lus hais ntawm Funny, Sib Ntaus ntawm Kev Hlub
Puas hlub ua kom koj lub ntsej muag ci siab? Rau kev lom zem honeymoon, poob cov quotes, uas siv rau tag nrho cov khub niam txiv hauv kev hlub, mus rau hauv kev sib tham los yog ib tsab ntawv hlub.
Cov Pojniam Muaj Lawv Hais
"Nws tsis muaj dab tsi koj ua nyob rau hauv lub chav pw yog tias koj tsis ua nws nyob hauv txoj kev thiab ntshai cov nees." - Mrs. Patrick Campbell
"Tsis txhob mus pw chim - nyob twj ywm thiab sib ntaus." - Phyllis Diller
"Koj yuav tsum xav tsis thoob tias yuav nqi npaum li cas rau qhov no." - Dolly Parton
"Peb tsis muaj peev xwm hlub tiag tiag tsis muaj leej twg peb yeej tsis luag." - Alice Reppler
"Kuv nyiam sib yuav, nws zoo heev rau koj nrhiav tau ib tus neeg tshwj xeeb koj xav tu siab rau tag nrho koj lub neej." - Rita Rudner
"Cov neeg muaj cov phooj ywg
Koj lub siab mob heev tshaj plaws
Tab sis cov neeg yuav sib yuav
Yog cov pej xeem ntawm txhua leej txhua tus. "
- Charlotte Perkins Gilman
"Kev hlub zoo li quicksilver nyob rau sab tes, Cia tus ntiv tes qhib thiab nws nyob qis qis, tuav nws, thiab khawm nws." - Dorothy Parker
"Yuav muaj kev sib deev tom qab kev tuag, peb cia li tsis muaj peev xwm xav tias nws." - Lily Tomlin
"Tus nkauj nyab ntawm nws ob kab tshoob tsis hnav ib daim ntaub thaiv, nws xav pom seb nws tau txais dab tsi." - Helen Rowland
"Tsis txhob hem kuv nrog kev hlub, Me me, Cia peb mus taug kev hauv nag." - Billie Nyiaj so koobtsheej
"Au, lub neej yog ib lub koob meej ntawm kev nkauj,
Lub pob zeb ntawm extemporanea;
Thiab kev hlub yog ib yam uas tsis tuaj yeem mus tsis tau;
Thiab kuv yog Marie ntawm Roumania. "
- Dorothy Parker
"Kev sib yuav yog ib lub tsev zoo - tab sis kuv tsis npaj rau ib lub koom haum." - Mae West
"Kuv lub plawv nyob hauv qhov chaw zoo, kuv paub," Kuv muab zais rau ntawd. " - Carrie Fisher
"Tsis txhob yuav ib tug txiv neej los kho nws, qhov ntawd yog qhov kev hloov kho tsev kawm ntawv rau." - Mae West
Mens 'Quotes nyeem Kev Nyeem Ntawv
"Ib lub teeb lub plawv nyob ntev." - William Shakespeare
"Yuav tsum nyob rau hauv kev hlub tsuas yog yuav tsum tau nyob rau hauv ib lub xeev ntawm perceptual tshuaj loog." - HL
Mencken
"Kev hlub muaj hwj chim ua rau koj ntseeg tias yam koj yuav niaj zaus kho nrog lub sijhawm twg los xij." - Mirabeau
"Kuv detest 'hlub lyrics.' Kuv xav tias ib qho ntawm kev ua rau kev puas siab puas ntsws hauv Tebchaws Meskas yog tias cov neeg tau raug tsa los ntawm "cov lus hlub." - Frank Zappa
"Kuv yuav tsum xav pom txhua tus txiv neej, qhov txawv ntawm ib tug liab twm hawj, tias ib txhia poj niam zoo nkauj thiab zoo nkauj kuj tsis tuaj yeem hloov tus txiv tawm ntawm." - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
"Ib tug poj niam zoo li tau tshaj tawm: nws tus txiv yuav hais tias nws tau ua." - Edgar Watson Howe
"Kuv tus poj niam thiab kuv tau pw ua ke txhua hnub ntawm lub lim tiam," Milton Berle hais ib zaug. "Muaj, yuav luag hnub Monday, yuav luag Tuesday, hnub Wednesday."
"Yog hais tias koj hnia ib tus politician, nco qab ntsoov qhov no: Koj tsis yog kev hnia nws xwb, koj hnia txhua lub taub hau uas nws tau nwj hauv lub xyoo dhau los." - Jay Leno
"Kev hlub yuav raug kev txom nyem, kom tsis txhob muaj kev txom nyem, tiamsis thaum ib tug neeg raug tsim txom, tsis muaj kev hlub, raug kev txom nyem, raug kev txom nyem, raug kev txom nyem. Yuav kom muaj kev zoo siab ces yuav raug kev tsim txom, tiam sis kev txom nyem ua rau ib tug tsis zoo siab, Yog li ntawd, yuav tsis muaj kev zoo siab rau kev hlub, kev hlub, los yog kev txom nyem ntau heev, Kuv vam tias koj tau txais qhov no. " - Woody Allen, Hlub thiab Tuag
"Yuav luag txhua zaus thiab hlub ntau ntau ... kom txaus siab rau kev zoo nkauj, kom nrhiav tau qhov zoo tshaj plaws rau lwm tus, muab tus kheej lub qhov ... qhov no yog qhov ua tau zoo." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ntawm Moonstruck ntawm John Patrick Shanley:
I.
Rose: Puas yog koj hlub nws, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: Tsis tau.
Rose: Zoo. Thaum koj hlub lawv lawv tsav koj vwm vim lawv paub tias lawv ua tau.
II.
Rose: Puas yog koj hlub nws, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: Aw, ma, Kuv hlub nws phem phem.
Rose: Au, Vaj tswv, tus ntawd yog phem heev.
"Cov poj niam lub siab yuav ntxub kev kub ntxhov?" - Thomas Grey
"Kuv puas yuav raug ntshai los yog hlub kuv?" Kuv xav kom tib neeg ntshai tias lawv hlub kuv npaum li cas. " - Lub Chaw Haujlwm
"Ib tug poj niam uas muaj 47 leej uas tau sib yuav lawm 27 xyoos thiab muaj rau tus me nyuam paub txog kev hlub tiag tiag thiab ib zaug piav qhia rau kuv li no: 'Hlub yog yam uas koj tau nrog lwm tus." - James Thurber
"Lub cev, nws hais tias, yog raug rau lub zog ntawm gravity.
Tab sis tus ntsuj plig yog tus tswj hwm los ntawm kev ua siab dawb paug. "- Xa-u yog tus Tub
"Ib lub tsev zoo siab yog ib qho uas ib khub niam txiv muaj peev xwm ua tau kom lwm tus ua tau zoo, txawm tias tsis ntseeg nws." - Don Fraser
"Cov poj niam zoo li kuv vim kuv ua rau lawv luag nyav thiab dab tsi yog orgasm, tsuas yog luag luag ntawm lub loins?" - Mickey Rooney
"Lub sijhawm khib tshaj plaws yog qhov uas peb tsis tau luag." - Nicolas Chamfort
"Kuv tsis yog ntse tus txiv neej ... tab sis kuv paub tias kev hlub yog dabtsi." - Forrest Gump
"Koj tsis paub txoj kev hlub yog tias nws ncaws koj hauv lub fangs." - Tseeb cov ntshav
Anonymous Funny Quotes
"Thaum koj tau hlub ib tug neeg, koj yuav ua txhua yam nyob hauv lub ntiaj teb rau lawv ... tsuas yog hlub lawv dua."
"Kev hlub yog zoo li tsov rog: Ib qho yooj yim pib tab sis nyuab kawg."
"Peb yam tsis tau muab zais: hnoos, kev pluag, thiab kev hlub." - Yiddish proverb
"Kuv xav zoo li Zsa Zsa Gabor lub yim tus txiv rau nws tus poj niam hmo ntuj: Kuv paub tias kuv yuav tsum ua li cas ... Kuv tsuas yog xav paub txog ib txoj hauv kev ua rau nws nthuav." - ntau attributes
"Tsis muaj leej twg muaj txij nkawm tiag tiag txog thaum nws to taub txhua lo lus uas nws tus poj niam tsis hais." - tsis paub
"Tus txiv neej laus laus uas tau sib yuav ib tug ntxhais hluas hlob zuj zus tuaj - tab sis nws hlob tuaj." - pej xeem hais
"Nws tsis yog cov tsis tshua pom me ntsis rau kev sib yuav, tab sis ob peb yeej tau sib paub sib nrauj."
"Yog hais tias kev hlub yog qhov muag tsis pom, vim li cas lingerie thiaj nrov?" - tsis paub
"Muaj peb hom txiv neej uas tsis to taub cov poj niam: Hluas, laus, thiab laus-laus." - Anonymous (thiab muaj lub laj thawj zoo)